tl;dr (Too long, didn't read)

For those who want the concise timeline, here you go. Yes, I can do concise, I just don't do it well.

March 11 - Urgent care visit for fever, chest xray done

March 12 - Call telling me about 3cm lesion/mass in right lung

March 18 - CT scan, turns out mass is near lung but not in it

March 25 - Fine needle aspiration biopsy find necrotic debris

April 1 - Meet with ENT about neck dissection

April 5 - Biopsy 2.0 and bloodwork, still just necrotic debris

April 14 - Surgery to remove mass and biopsy it

April 16 - Results from pathology show Papillary Thyroid Cancer